week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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