You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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