your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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