South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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