I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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