SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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