physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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