I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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