She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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