Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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