Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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