Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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