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He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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