question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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