i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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