would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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