i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My bed smells like the plague
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
