My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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