Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My balls are so social today.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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