It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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