what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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