no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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