How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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