hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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