If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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