i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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