I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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