Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I want to fling myself into the sun
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
