I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
