i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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