I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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