Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
