Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
