I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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