Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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