I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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