North Korea, Best Korea!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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