She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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