I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
