She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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