he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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