Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
