butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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