do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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