true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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