You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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