I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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