Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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