i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
even my farts smell like vagina
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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