last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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