he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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