My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The beers last night were like the tears from god
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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