bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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