Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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